LAGI2 KENA TAG..LAGI2 KENA TAG..ASIK TAG JE MEMANJANG..LAYANNN

TAG FROM NORSURIANI JAMALUDDIN @ HOT EO


5 things in my bag:-
g-string ( incase having my 'intercourse'..hekkk )
car key
house key
make-up tools
ID Pass ( forgot to bring it, cannot enter the office, room's file..damn!)

5 things in my purse :-
Cent
RM1
RM5
RM10
RM50


5 favorite things in my bedroom :-
boxer
g-string again
mirror (having sex in front of the mirror..awesome!)
tissue
family photo

5 things I wish to do:-
having sex
pregnant
birth
become a very great2, hot, bubly mum
R.I.P

5 things I’m doing now:-
mumbling about my boss
gossiping about my boss
having 'teh tarik kurang manis'
pretending i'm busy doing my task..damn!
play hidden object games


5 people I would like to tag:-
sahrizat jalil
siput beby
yati lemak
zeta jonet
azwana alia

DASAR MULUT PUAKA!!

Kalo dah dasar mulut puaka sejak azali..sampai ke tua ler mulut puaka tuh melekat kt dlm dasar hati!!

Aku ckup2 bengang dgn hamba Allah nih merangkap salah sorang staff yg tidak diiktiraf kat opis aku nih..kejenya asik mengapi-apikan bos aku ajer!..Babi btol..btol pun x jd babi..ko tau tak setannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn???

Yg dia sebok2 aku balik kul 4.30 ptg tuh pe hal?..Sukati akuler..janji keje aku sempurna..x menyusahkan org lain, apatah lg bapak nko!..

Dr tahun lps aku blk kul 4.30 ptg, nape br bln nih bos aku nak komplen2 laks..kalo ko haramjadah x bwk mulot, m'api2kan aku..benda nih sume x m'jd tau tak..Dasar hamsat!

Sume org dah perasan yg nko nih lbh sudu dr senduk..tukang karut..bodek tahap cipan betina..ko kena sedar diri skit, kedatangan ko kat opis nih xder sape pun yg heran, yg mntk..senang citer kira cam pelarian ler..atas dasar simpati..

Tapi jgnler berlagak sgt, kalo nak diikotkan taraf jawatan ko tuh, hanya layak berada di bawah tapak kasuk bata comfit saiz 6 aku ajer..

Ko jgn cr pasal dgn aku tau haramjadah!!

NKO HINGAT NKO LAWA SGT KERRRRR????

Aku x phm arr dengan budak pompan 2 ekor nih...mcmler lawa sgt..lawaker?..lawaker?..lawa lg urat keting aku..

Entry kali nih nak citer ngumpat skit2 arr..alahh ngumpat yg dosa eh ciput jer..ehekkk ada ker?..voleyy ke mcm tuh??..

Okeh kengkawan citer dia mcm nih..kat surau tkt 5., blok b nih..ada ler 2 hamba Allah (ofkosler pompan)..yg biler dpt duduk dpn cermin, mekap2..mak aihhhhh punyerlerr lamer..abis 1 cermin tuh dikongker dek hamsat2 2 ekoq nih..

Dr mula org lain amik wuduk, pakai telekung, solat, berdoa, bukak telekung, lipat sejadah..perghhh 2 ekoq nih x abis2 lg mekap..apekejadahnya!! penah 1 ari tuh sy usha2 aper yg lama sgt utk depa mekap nih..mule2 tgk depa pakai krim, pastu fondesyen, pastu tepek bedak (yg ntah brapa kilo ntah), pastu pakai eyeshadow, pastu maskara, pastu eyeliner atas & bwh, pastu pakai blusher, pastu pakai lipstik..fuhhh lengkap sume2 kaler ditepekkan kt muker..bile dah siap..tuhhhhhhhhh diaaa..tepong gomak sudah mari..punyelah tebal mekap, mau tuh bile ujan turun tuh x kalis air..

Walhal keje sbg kerani & PAR ajer..nak mekap lelebey sape nak tgk?..sampai jemaah yg lain pun dah naik menyampah tgk 2 ekoq nih bile dpt cermin..yeler..org lain x merasa dah..aku yg lawa lgi anggun lagi mabeles nih amik masa 10 mnt je nak mekap..(hihikkkk jgn rasa loya yer, kecoli org yg ngandung )...agak2nya nak gi keje tuh pukul brp agaknye depa bgn.???

COULD BE THIS LOVE-JLO

IF U ONLY KNEW
WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
WAITING & WANTING YOU
COULD THIS BE LOVE

C/O: HOW..TELL ME HOW WILL I KNOW
WILL MY HEAR MAKE MY BELIEVE IT SO
OR CAN I TRUST THE WAY I FEEL
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND
(IF YOU WANNA KNOW, IF YOU WANNA KNOW)
YOU SEE HOW HARD I'VE TRIED
STILL I CAN'T DECIDE

IF YOU ONLY KNEW
WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
WAITING & WANTING YOU
COULD THIS BE LOVE
OH TELL ME COULD THIS BE LOVE

DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S TRUE
THAT REAL LOVE LAST A LIFETIME
DOES IT SHINE LIKE STARS UP IN THE SKY
AND DO YOU KNOW IF U CAN FALL FOR
(DO U KNOW??)

JUST A MOMENT , IT'S A MOMENT FOR ALL TIME
WHY ..WHY AM I SO UNSURE
IS THAT LOVE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
OR THE SOUND OF MY BEATING HEART
IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND (IF U WANNA KNOW)
U KNOW I JUST CAN'T HIDE
WHAT I FEEL INSIDE




*sile nyanyi feeling2 mcm jlo, sambil gerak2kan bontot..

SAKIT YG MENYAKITKAN..MMG HAZAB

Salam kengkawan..arini sy rasa mcm x ok..rentetan dr kelewatan kedatangan haid sy bln nie, mmg sy bercadang utk berjumpa dokter pd ari sabtu lps..

Tapi blm sempat lg..tengahari jumaat sy mengalami kesakitan yg teramat sgt..mgg hazab sgt2..tibe2 kuar darah warna itam..cuak jgk sbb kalernya cenggitu..sakitnya xleh nak komen ler..2x ganda sakit dr senggugut..

Bile dah kuar darah tuh..sy rasa ok skit..tapi mlmnya pulak sakitnya dtg lagi..still kaler yg same..mmg mlm tuh xdpt tido koz melawan sakit..sampailer ke pagi..sy pun x tau sy dpt tido pukul brapa..

Nampak gayanya belum ada rezeki utk saya peknen..x lekat..asben pujuk sy dgn kata2 semangat yg penuh kasih sayang..mgkn sbb sy terlalu byk bergerak aktif, pastu tekanan di tempat kerja, blk keje, kat umah..ehhh byk ahhh..campur penat lagik..

Kencing sy dah x kuar darah lgk dah..dah x sakit lg dah..erm..masih terbayang2 lgk sakitnya..hazab..rasa fobia pun ada..